And welcome to another episode of my vomiting puke journal! Today, I have BIG NEWS! For this blog post only, I have reduced the rental price of my video, from £5.99 to £4.99! Also I have lowered the purchase price from £40 to £30, so don’t forget to grab yourself a bargain below =D
So last night was Friday night – a big night for me because I always have Chinese takeaway. Last night I had my absolute favourite dish; duck pancakes with cucumbers and hoisin sauce:-
Here was the message in my fortune cookie:
It reads “Fortune knocks at least once on every man’s door. Be sure to answer”.
The message is speaking to you!
So basically, as you can see, I ate duck and cucumber. This is a great combination because the cucumber always sticks out a mile in my vom – it’s dark green colour is so obvious and it comes up in small chunks. Speaking of ‘chunks’, you can see a massive chunk of duck that landed on the side of the toilet here:-
I also splashed the wall:-
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